Georgina Cates
Nude

Although she was born Clare Woodgate in a middle class home in Essex, England, Georgina Cates was the name she chose when she dyed her brown hair red and reinvented herself as a working class exhibitionist from Liverpool. Over 25 years after her transformation, she’s less dishonest about her background but is still Georgina, which means she’s a girl who knows how to play naked. Unveiling her bounty in An Awfully Big Adventure (1995), Cates sits all nips up in bed, portraying the star-struck jail bait inamorata of Alan Rickman. With her red hair in an adolescent bob and her adolescent boobies bobbing upward, Georgina steals the scene, the movie, and our hearts. Her star also burns bright in Frankie Starlight (1995), where we get a sideview of her scrumptious melons. She screens her two titanic titties in an episode of the Screen Two series called “Loving” and we love her for that. Moreover, we worship her milky skin and rose-petal nipples in Illuminata (1998), twitch with desire as she flings her head back and thrusts out a breast in a sex video within the film Clay Pigeons (1998), and attempt to transport ourselves into the apartment that she so casually and so nakedly strolls through in Big City Blues (1999). We’ve had the blues since that last film because Georgina hasn’t done anymore nudity. The only skeet she’s been apart of is Skeet Ulrich, whom she married in 1997. They divorced in 2005, citing irreconcilable differences. We wonder if Skeet was sick of her skinlessness too.